stupid horse

Intro:
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Pick it up!
 
Verse:
Ab                 Bb
Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that
Eb                   Cm
So I ran out to the track to get my cash back
Ab                       Bb
I just gotta leave this place with a big bag
Eb                      Cm
So I found the xxxxin' jockey and I grabbed that -Pick it up!-
Ab                      Bb                               Eb
Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face -In his face!-
        Cm                                   Ab
Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place -In his place!-
           Bb                        Eb
Me and the horse, we ran out of the place -The place!-
        Cm                         Ab
Then we took my Porsche back to my place
 
Chorus:
       Bb                             Eb
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Cm                        Ab
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
       Bb                             Eb
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Cm                        Ab
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
       Bb                             Eb
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Cm                        Ab
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
       Bb                             Eb
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Cm
Lost the money in my bank account
 
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Bridge:
Ab                  Bb
Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer -Pick it up-
Eb                 Cm
Bet my money on a fishnet carousel
Ab               Bb
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Eb               Cm
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Ab             Bb
Racing horses at the derby
Eb              Cm
Why am I never getting lucky?
Ab            Bb
I never have any money
Eb           Cm
I never win any money
 
Chorus:
Ab      Bb                             Eb
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Cm                        Ab
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
       Bb                             Eb
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
         Cm                        Ab
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
       Bb                             Eb
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche -Oh xxxx-
         Cm                        Ab
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no -Oh no-
       Bb                             Eb
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche -Of the Porsche-
         Cm                        Ab
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no -Oh no-
       Bb                             Eb
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche -Of the Porsche-
         Cm                        Ab
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no -Oh no-
       Bb                             Eb
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche -Of the Porsche-
         Cm
Lost the money in my bank account