Verse 1:
D             A
I've called Persephone
   Gbm7              E
By the name purse-a-phone
D           A
Greek goddesses aren't what
    Gbm7              E
You grab when leaving home
 
D           A
My phone's inside my purse
        Gbm7                 E
Purse-a-phone would like it there
           D
Like Hades' lair
             A
I pray Greek gods don't see me
 Gbm7                 E
Butchering names and not believing
 
Chorus:
    D                        A
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
      Gbm7                      E
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
 

D                      A
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Gbm7               E
Please don't visit me, Persephone
 
Verse 2:
D             A                Gbm7               E
And I've said '€œprotestant'€ just like pro-test-ant too
D         A                 Gbm7                   E
It's not a word, let alone a church that you could send
 
Donations to
 

D            A                Gbm7                E
Who needs mistakes and stupid phrases that aren't real anyway?
D                A                 Gbm7
If I'd a known I'd mess up this many times
         E
Then I'd shut up for the rest of my life
 

    D                        A
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
      Gbm7                      E
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
 

D                      A
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
 Gbm7               E
Please don't visit, purse phone
 
Bridge:
D             A
What if I don't
  Gbm7                E
Let them know that I don't know
 D             A
Because I don't
  Gbm7              E
Even know anything
 
Chorus:
    D                    A
But I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
      Gbm7                      E
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
 

D                      A
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Gbm7               E
Please don't visit me
 
Please don't visit
 

    D                        A
Hey I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
      Gbm7                      E
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
 

D                      A
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Gbm7               E
Please don't visit me
 
Please don't visit
 

    D                        A
Hey I'll mispronounce and mis-accent for infinity
      Gbm7                      E
There isn't much that you could do to stop me
 

D                      A
Six pomegranate seeds, winter in Greece
Gbm7               E             A
Please don't visit me, Persephone