Intro: G D Em C

Verse:
G
It's a happy new year
    D
I'm making guacamole
Em                            C
You couldn't even pick up the xxxxing phone and call me
G
I don't like my t-shirt
D
I don't like my blue jeans
Em                                  C
I don't like my attitude, but it's gonna be a party

Pre-Chorus:
G   D
Whoa-oh
         Em      C
Let's party

Verse:
G
It's a happy new year
D
Last year was so stupid
Em                              C
Most of us were drunk and even more of us were puking
G
Though I heard a rumour--
D
Something about bad shrimp?
Em                               C
Don't know how I made it up the stairs to your apartment

Pre-Chorus:
G    D
Whoa-oh
           Em
I remember it
      C
Whoa-oh
               G
Climbing up to bed
     D
Whoa-oh
           Em
I remember it
           C  D
I remember it

Chorus:
     C                   G
And that's not all that I'm forgetting
D                     Em
It's a new year, the last one's ending
C                 G            D
Don't know how I ever made it out
C                 G
Here's to nothing ever changing
D                Em
If it were, then I'd be parting
C                 G             D
ways with all the bad habits I found
                     C       G
But I'll still hang around
                 D       Em
I'll still hang around
                 C          G
I'll still hang around
                 D
I'll still hang around

Verse:
G
It's a happy new year
D
I'm eating guacamole
Em                                                       C
You kissed me at midnight 'cause you thought that I looked lonely
G
I don't like my outfit
D
I guess it's not important
Em                                    C
'Cause I like your four-track and the things you record on it

Verse:
G
It's the time of year now
D
To keep your close friends closest
Em                               C
We'll be friends forever and I don't care if you know it
G
It's a happy new year
D
Unlike all the rest
Em                              C
Feels like I am changing and I know it's for the best

Pre-Chorus:
G    D              Em
Whoa-oh I remember that
C                       G
Whoa-oh Climbing up to bed
D                   Em
Whoa-oh I remember that
          C     D
I remember that

Chorus:
     C                   G
And that's not all that I'm pretending
D                     Em
It's a new year, the last one's ending
C                 G            D
And all the guacamole I made browned.
C                 G
Here's to always ever-changing
D                Em
Cirxxxstances we're arranging
C                 G             D
Throwing all our cautions to the ground
                     C       G
They only weigh you down
                 D       Em
I won't let you down
                 C          G
I won't let you down
                 D
I won't let you down

Bridge:
G                                D
Hey, did you know you can check the time
Em                          C
Your call reaches the other line?
G                                  D
Hey, did you know that I know you lied?
Em
So board it up and don't even try
G               D             Em      C   G
Last year is ending just in time.
           D        Em
I got out alive
            C       G
I got out alive
             D
I got out alive

Verse:
C
It's a happy new year
G
Here I am again
D                            Em                                C
Writing in my car, and this time I can't pretend that we are friends
C
We're not friends
              G
Friends don't do the things we did
         D                                 Em
And the ones you've done since then makes think we've never been
         C
When is this night gonna end?
         G
Are you lying in her bed?
            D
All these questions hit my head
                 Em
Hey where's the whiskey at again
          C
You were discombobulated
          G
When you showed up at my door
          D
Leaving glitter on my floor
             Em
But I don't like you anymore

Outro:
             C
No, I don't like you anymore
             G
No, I don't like you anymore
             D
No, I don't like you anymore
             Em
No, I don't like you anymore