Intro: A E Bm I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde D I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde Verse 1: A E Bm Nothin' more frightenin' than a woman scorned D A And a box of bleach E Bm You said I'd never change, I bet you never thought D A I'd go so extreme E Bm I lost a couple of inches and then a couple more D Gbm E D Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me Chorus: A E Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Bm D Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next A E Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Bm Is that an angel? D No, it's your ex A E Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? Bm D I don't think you knew just what you'd done Gbm E Bm Woah, I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde D I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde Verse 2: A E Bm I'm goin' Gwen Stefani, I'm goin' Courtney Love D A I'm headin' out of your league E Bm I'm gonna make your friends say, "Man, you messed that up" D A And I would have to agree E Bm Had some emotional baggage, oh, but I cut it off D Gbm E D Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me Gbm E D Ending with you just wanna talk but I'm just never free Chorus: A E Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Bm D Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next A E Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Bm Is that an angel? D No, it's your ex A E Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? Bm D I don't think you knew just what you'd done Gbm E Bm Woah, I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde D A I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde Post-Chorus: E Bm La-la-la-la-la D A I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde -Yeah- E Bm La-la-la-la-la D A I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde-It's funny- E Bm La-la-la-la-la D Gbm I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde -It sounds great- E D La-la-la-la-la Bridge: A E Bm I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde D A I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde -So I'll xxxx it right up- E Bm I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde -You'll be super upset- D A I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde E Bm You'll rue the day you did me wrong D A I'll put your name in all the songs E Bm I'll twist that knife, it will be fun D xxxxin' your life up Chorus: A E Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Bm D Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next A E Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Bm Is that an angel? D No, it's your ex A E Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? Bm D I don't think you knew just what you'd done Gbm E Bm Woah, I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde D A I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde -As a blonde, as a blonde- Outro: E Bm La-la-la-la-la D A I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde E Bm La-la-la-la-la -As a blonde- D A I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde -Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's your ex- E Bm La-la-la-la-la D A I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde E Bm La-la-la-la-la D Gbm I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde E D I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde
