Intro:
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Verse I:
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Once there was this kid who
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Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
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But when he finally came back
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His hair had turned from black into bright white
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He said that it was from when
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The cars had smashed him so hard
 
Interlude -Mmm...-:
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Verse 2:
Cm  Bb               Eb
Once there was this girl who
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Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
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But when they finally made her
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They saw birthmarks all over her body
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She couldn't quite explain it
       B          Ab
They'd always just been there
 
Chorus -Mmm...-:
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Bridge:
Fm                  Eb       Bb
  But both girl and boy were glad
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  'Cause one kid had it worse than that
 
Verse 3:
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 'Cause then there was this boy whose
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Parents made him come directly home right after school
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And when they went to their church
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They sHook and lurched all over the church floor
   B                Eb
He couldn't quite explain it
       B          Ab
They'd always just gone there
 
Chorus -Mmm...-:
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Outro -Mmm...-:
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Outro:
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