Intro: Cmaj7 xxxting -Whoa- Gmaj7 It isn't xxx it's the next best thing Cmaj7 xxxting Gmaj7 Aye, aye, at&t Verse 1: Cmaj7 I am in bed I am ready to go with you Gmaj7 Tonight I'm thinking of taking it slow Cmaj7 Gmaj7 We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetical diction Cmaj7 We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians Verse 2: Gmaj7 You send me a peach, I send a carrot back Cmaj7 You send a Ferris wheel, that's pretty abstract Gmaj7 I send back a ticket stubtickets implying that the Ferris wheel's your body Cmaj7 And I'd really love admission to it Gmaj7 Oh no! What if now you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? Cmaj7 You send back a snowman Gmaj7 Crisis averted -Thank God- Chorus: Cmaj7 xxxting -Whoa- Gmaj7 It isn't xxx it's the next best thing -Next best thing- Cmaj7 xxxting Gmaj7 Aye, aye, at&t Verse 3: Cmaj7 No more emojis, now it's on to words Gmaj7 I ask what you're wearing. You reply, "A shirt" Cmaj7 You say, "Are you naked?" Gmaj7 I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat", you say, "lmao" but I doubt that Cmaj7 I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you Gmaj7 Cause in my head I'm in your bed and getting through to you Cmaj7 They made the internet for nights like these Gmaj7 I love you, baby, send a picture of your tits, please Chorus: Cmaj7 xxxting -Whoa- Gmaj7 It isn't xxx is the next best thing -Next best thing- Cmaj7 xxxting Gmaj7 We are xxxting -Aye, aye, at&t- Verse 4: Cmaj7 You send the pic and say it's now my turn Gmaj7 Jesus xxxxing Christ I guess I never learn Cmaj7 My phone's flash is my only light and Gmaj7 The flash makes my xxxx look frightened Cmaj7 I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead Gmaj7 Because my xxxx looks like the baby from Eraserhead Cmaj7 You say, "I sent my titties that's not fair" Gmaj7 So I send it to you and then my phone dies Outro: Gmaj7 Bm7 Another night on my own, yeah Em7 Stuck in my home, yeah Gmaj7 Sitting alone, one hand on my xxxx and one hand on my phone, yeah Bm7 Another night on my own, yeah Em7 Stuck in my home, yeah Gmaj7 Sitting alone, one hand on my xxxx and one hand on my phone, yeah Bm7 Another night on my own, yeah Em7 Stuck in my home, yeah Gmaj7 Sitting alone, one hand on my xxxx and one hand on my phone, yeah -Pussy- Bm7 Another night on my own, yeah -Titties- Em7 Stuck in my home, yeah -Balls- -nc- Sitting alone, one hand on my xxxx and one hand on my phone, yeah
