Chorus:
 C                  Am                E
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow
 C                Am              E
 Wait for them to ask you who you know
        C           Am        E
 Please don't make any sudden moves
     C              Am           E
 You don't know the half of the abused
 C                  Am                E
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow
 C                Am              E
 Wait for them to ask you who you know
        C           Am        E
 Please don't make any sudden moves
     C              Am           E
 You don't know the half of the abused

Verse:
Am
 Welcome to the room of people
                                    Em
 Who have rooms of people that they loved one day, docked away
Am
 Just because we check the guns at the door
                  Em
 Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades
Am                                             Em
 You never know the psychopath sitting next to you
                                             Am
 You never know the murderer sitting next to you
                                                 B
 You'll think, "How'd I get here sitting next to you?"
B                         -no chord-
 And after all I've said, please don't forget

Chorus:
 C                  Am                E
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow
 C                Am              E
 Wait for them to ask you who you know
        C           Am        E
 Please don't make any sudden moves
     C              Am           E
 You don't know the half of the abused

Verse:
Am
 We don't deal with outsiders very well
Em
 They say newcomers have a certain smell
Am
 You have trust issues, not to mention
Em
 They say they can smell your intentions
Am                                            Em
 You never know the freakshow sitting next to you 
                                            Am
 You have some weird people sitting next to you
                                                  B
 You'll think, "How'd I get here sitting next to you?"
B                         -no chord-
 But after all I've said, please don't forget -Watch it-

Interlude -x2-: C Am E E

Chorus:
 C                  Am                E
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow
 C                Am              E
 Wait for them to ask you who you know
        C           Am        E
 Please don't make any sudden moves
     C              Am           E
 You don't know the half of the abused

Bridge:
 C                  Am                Em
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow -watch it-
 C                Am              Em
 Wait for them to ask you who you know -watch it-
 C                  Am                Em
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow -watch it-
 C                Am              Em
 Wait for them to ask you who you know -watch it-

Outro:
 C                   Am                   E
 Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed
   C                 Am            E
 I tried to warn you just to stay away
     C              Am            E
 And now they're outside ready to bust
    C              Am              E
 It looks like you might be one of us