Intro -x2-: Bbm Gb Db Ab Verse: Bbm Gb Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see Db Ab You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Bbm Gb Don't know if you can read or if you've seen Db Ab The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine Gb The latest trend has hit its peak Ab Ab They say that geek's becomin' chic Bbm Gb So now you're out of style as you can be Db Ab And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me Chorus: Bbm Gb To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Db Now I'm the one that's cool Ab I'm the one that's cool Bbm Gb To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Db Now I'm the one that's cool Ab I'm the one that's cool Verse: Bbm Gb Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing Db Ab While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering Bbm Gb See you pose a part of nerd society Db Ab My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree Gb Gb Watched my Next Gen every night Db Ab Wore a headgear to fix my overbite Bbm Gb Db Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me Ab I literally can't see my hand in front of my face Chorus: Bbm Gb To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Db Now I'm the one that's cool Ab I'm the one that's cool Bbm Gb To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Db Now I'm the one that's cool Ab I'm the one that's cool Bbm Gb And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool Db Now I'm the one that's cool Ab I'm the one that's cool Bbm Gb You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool Db And I'm the one that's cool Ab I'm the one that's cool Interlude: Bbm Gb Db Ab Verse: Bbm Gb Role reversal must be a total drag Db Ab But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag Bbm Gb I appreciate you for being cruel Db Ab I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel Gb Got my in-jokes you won't get Db Ab Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat Bbm Gb So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb Db Ab You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come Bbm Gb Got my comics Db Ab Got my games Bbm Gb All the things you Db Ab thought were lame Bbm Gb Got my cosplay Db Ab Fanfic too Bbm Gb Got you pegged Db Ab s t f u Bbm Gb To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Db Now I'm the one that's cool Ab I'm the one that's cool Bbm Gb To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Db Now I'm the one that's cool Ab I'm the one that's cool Bbm Gb And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool Db Now I'm the one that's cool Ab I'm the one that's cool Bbm Gb You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool Db And I'm the one that's cool Ab I'm the one that's cool Solo -x4-: Bbm Gb Db Ab Outro: Bbm
