Intro -x2-: Bm G D A Verse: Bm G Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see D A You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Bm G Don't know if you can read or if you've seen D A The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine G The latest trend has hit its peak A A They say that geek's becomin' chic Bm G So now you're out of style as you can be D A And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me Chorus: Bm G To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school D Now I'm the one that's cool A I'm the one that's cool Bm G To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule D Now I'm the one that's cool A I'm the one that's cool Verse: Bm G Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing D A While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering Bm G See you pose a part of nerd society D A My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree G G Watched my Next Gen every night D A Wore a headgear to fix my overbite Bm G D Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me A I literally can't see my hand in front of my face Chorus: Bm G To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school D Now I'm the one that's cool A I'm the one that's cool Bm G To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule D Now I'm the one that's cool A I'm the one that's cool Bm G And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool D Now I'm the one that's cool A I'm the one that's cool Bm G You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool D And I'm the one that's cool A I'm the one that's cool Interlude: Bm G D A Verse: Bm G Role reversal must be a total drag D A But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag Bm G I appreciate you for being cruel D A I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel G Got my in-jokes you won't get D A Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat Bm G So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb D A You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come Bm G Got my comics D A Got my games Bm G All the things you D A thought were lame Bm G Got my cosplay D A Fanfic too Bm G Got you pegged D A s t f u Bm G To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school D Now I'm the one that's cool A I'm the one that's cool Bm G To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule D Now I'm the one that's cool A I'm the one that's cool Bm G And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool D Now I'm the one that's cool A I'm the one that's cool Bm G You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool D And I'm the one that's cool A I'm the one that's cool Solo -x4-: Bm G D A Outro: Bm
