Intro -x2-: Ebm B Gb Db Verse: Ebm B Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see Gb Db You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Ebm B Don't know if you can read or if you've seen Gb Db The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine B The latest trend has hit its peak Db Db They say that geek's becomin' chic Ebm B So now you're out of style as you can be Gb Db And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me Chorus: Ebm B To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Gb Now I'm the one that's cool Db I'm the one that's cool Ebm B To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Gb Now I'm the one that's cool Db I'm the one that's cool Verse: Ebm B Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing Gb Db While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering Ebm B See you pose a part of nerd society Gb Db My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree B B Watched my Next Gen every night Gb Db Wore a headgear to fix my overbite Ebm B Gb Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me Db I literally can't see my hand in front of my face Chorus: Ebm B To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Gb Now I'm the one that's cool Db I'm the one that's cool Ebm B To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Gb Now I'm the one that's cool Db I'm the one that's cool Ebm B And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool Gb Now I'm the one that's cool Db I'm the one that's cool Ebm B You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool Gb And I'm the one that's cool Db I'm the one that's cool Interlude: Ebm B Gb Db Verse: Ebm B Role reversal must be a total drag Gb Db But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag Ebm B I appreciate you for being cruel Gb Db I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel B Got my in-jokes you won't get Gb Db Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat Ebm B So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb Gb Db You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come Ebm B Got my comics Gb Db Got my games Ebm B All the things you Gb Db thought were lame Ebm B Got my cosplay Gb Db Fanfic too Ebm B Got you pegged Gb Db s t f u Ebm B To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Gb Now I'm the one that's cool Db I'm the one that's cool Ebm B To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Gb Now I'm the one that's cool Db I'm the one that's cool Ebm B And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool Gb Now I'm the one that's cool Db I'm the one that's cool Ebm B You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool Gb And I'm the one that's cool Db I'm the one that's cool Solo -x4-: Ebm B Gb Db Outro: Ebm
