Intro -x2-: Fm Db Ab Eb Verse: Fm Db Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see Ab Eb You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Fm Db Don't know if you can read or if you've seen Ab Eb The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine Db The latest trend has hit its peak Eb Eb They say that geek's becomin' chic Fm Db So now you're out of style as you can be Ab Eb And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me Chorus: Fm Db To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Ab Now I'm the one that's cool Eb I'm the one that's cool Fm Db To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Ab Now I'm the one that's cool Eb I'm the one that's cool Verse: Fm Db Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing Ab Eb While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering Fm Db See you pose a part of nerd society Ab Eb My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree Db Db Watched my Next Gen every night Ab Eb Wore a headgear to fix my overbite Fm Db Ab Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me Eb I literally can't see my hand in front of my face Chorus: Fm Db To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Ab Now I'm the one that's cool Eb I'm the one that's cool Fm Db To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Ab Now I'm the one that's cool Eb I'm the one that's cool Fm Db And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool Ab Now I'm the one that's cool Eb I'm the one that's cool Fm Db You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool Ab And I'm the one that's cool Eb I'm the one that's cool Interlude: Fm Db Ab Eb Verse: Fm Db Role reversal must be a total drag Ab Eb But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag Fm Db I appreciate you for being cruel Ab Eb I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel Db Got my in-jokes you won't get Ab Eb Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat Fm Db So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb Ab Eb You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come Fm Db Got my comics Ab Eb Got my games Fm Db All the things you Ab Eb thought were lame Fm Db Got my cosplay Ab Eb Fanfic too Fm Db Got you pegged Ab Eb s t f u Fm Db To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Ab Now I'm the one that's cool Eb I'm the one that's cool Fm Db To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Ab Now I'm the one that's cool Eb I'm the one that's cool Fm Db And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool Ab Now I'm the one that's cool Eb I'm the one that's cool Fm Db You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool Ab And I'm the one that's cool Eb I'm the one that's cool Solo -x4-: Fm Db Ab Eb Outro: Fm
