Intro: Bm D A A Verse 1: Bm D A Bm What did you think I'd say to that? D A Bm Does a scorpion sting when fighting back? D A Bm D A They strike to kill, and you know I will Bm D A You know I will Bm D A Bm What do you sing on your drive home? D A Bm Do you see my face in the neighbor's lawn? Bm D Does she smile? A Bm D A Or does she mouth, "xxxx you forever"? Pre-Chorus: D A E D A Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy E What G#out that? D A E D A E And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry Chorus: D A E And there's nothing like a mad woman D A E What a shame she went mad D A E No one likes a mad woman D A E You made her like that D A E And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out D A E And you find something to wrap your noose around D A E D A E And there's nothing like a mad woman Interlude: Bm D A A Verse 2: Bm D A Bm Now I breathe flames each time I talk D A Bm My cannons all firin' at your yacht D A Bm D A They say, "Move on," but you know I won't Bm D A Bm And women like hunting witches too D A Bm Doing your dirtiest work for you D A It's obvious that wanting me dead Bm D A Has really brought you two together Pre-Chorus: D A E D A Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy E What G#out that? D A E D A E And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry Chorus: D A E And there's nothing like a mad woman D A E What a shame she went mad D A E No one likes a mad woman D A E You made her like that D A E And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out D A E And you find something to wrap your noose around D A E D A E And there's nothing like a mad woman Bridge: D Bm A D A I'm taking my time, taking my time E D Bm 'Cause you took everything from me A D A Watching you climb, watching you climb E D Bm Over people like me A D A The master of spin has a couple side flings E D Bm Good wives always know A D A She should be mad, should be scathing like me, but Outro: E D Bm A No one likes a mad woman D A E D Bm A A What a shame she went mad D A E You made her like that D Bm A A D A E F
