Intro: Dm F C C Verse 1: Dm F C Dm What did you think I'd say to that? F C Dm Does a scorpion sting when fighting back? F C Dm F C They strike to kill, and you know I will Dm F C You know I will Dm F C Dm What do you sing on your drive home? F C Dm Do you see my face in the neighbor's lawn? Dm F Does she smile? C Dm F C Or does she mouth, "xxxx you forever"? Pre-Chorus: F C G F C Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy G What G#out that? F C G F C G And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry Chorus: F C G And there's nothing like a mad woman F C G What a shame she went mad F C G No one likes a mad woman F C G You made her like that F C G And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out F C G And you find something to wrap your noose around F C G F C G And there's nothing like a mad woman Interlude: Dm F C C Verse 2: Dm F C Dm Now I breathe flames each time I talk F C Dm My cannons all firin' at your yacht F C Dm F C They say, "Move on," but you know I won't Dm F C Dm And women like hunting witches too F C Dm Doing your dirtiest work for you F C It's obvious that wanting me dead Dm F C Has really brought you two together Pre-Chorus: F C G F C Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy G What G#out that? F C G F C G And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry Chorus: F C G And there's nothing like a mad woman F C G What a shame she went mad F C G No one likes a mad woman F C G You made her like that F C G And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out F C G And you find something to wrap your noose around F C G F C G And there's nothing like a mad woman Bridge: F Dm C F C I'm taking my time, taking my time G F Dm 'Cause you took everything from me C F C Watching you climb, watching you climb G F Dm Over people like me C F C The master of spin has a couple side flings G F Dm Good wives always know C F C She should be mad, should be scathing like me, but Outro: G F Dm C No one likes a mad woman F C G F Dm C C What a shame she went mad F C G You made her like that F Dm C C F C G Ab
