Intro: F  Cm7  C7sus4  Eb  -2x-
F

F             
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
F
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
       Bb7
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
        F
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
C
Clowns to the left of me,
Eb             Bb
Jokers to the right, here I am,
F
  Stuck in the middle with you.


F
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
F
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
        Bb7
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
          F
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
C
Clowns to the left of me,
Eb             Bb
Jokers to the right, here I am,
F
  Stuck in the middle with you.


         Bb7
Well you started out with nothing,
                                              F
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
         Bb7
And your friends, they all come crawlin, Slap you on the back and say,
F          Bb7
Please.... Please.....


F
Trying to make some sense of it all,
F
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
      Bb7
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
               F
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
C
Clowns to the left of me,
Eb             Bb
Jokers to the right, here I am,
F
  Stuck in the middle with you.


F
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
          F
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
       Bb7
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
        F
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
C
Clowns to the left of me,
Eb             Bb
Jokers to the right, here I am,
F
  Stuck in the middle with you.
       F
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
          F                             
Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you.