Intro: Eb  Bbm7  Bb7sus4  Db  -2x-
Eb

Eb             
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
Eb
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
       Ab7
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
        Eb
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Bb
Clowns to the left of me,
Db             Ab
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Eb
  Stuck in the middle with you.


Eb
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Eb
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
        Ab7
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
          Eb
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Bb
Clowns to the left of me,
Db             Ab
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Eb
  Stuck in the middle with you.


         Ab7
Well you started out with nothing,
                                              Eb
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
         Ab7
And your friends, they all come crawlin, Slap you on the back and say,
Eb          Ab7
Please.... Please.....


Eb
Trying to make some sense of it all,
Eb
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
      Ab7
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
               Eb
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Bb
Clowns to the left of me,
Db             Ab
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Eb
  Stuck in the middle with you.


Eb
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
          Eb
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
       Ab7
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
        Eb
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Bb
Clowns to the left of me,
Db             Ab
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Eb
  Stuck in the middle with you.
       Eb
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
          Eb                             
Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you.