Intro: A E Gbm D

Verse 1:
A          E             Gbm             D
I have a theory dear, so let me put it past
   A                  E            Gbm              D
I have to check its valid though I know you didn't ask
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you don't like to kiss me, no you don’t like to kiss
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cause my beard is way too itchy and it scratches up your lips
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but I can't shave it off - I'm too self-conscious of the fact
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I have a scar above my lip that my beard and mustache mask
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and I have a scar above my lip 'cause I once smashed up on a curb
      A            E              Gbm              D
flew over both my handlebars and straight into the dirt
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and I didn't have a helmet on 'cause that was way back when
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I was too damn cool for safety rules or simple common sense
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so if I now remember right by the transitive rule…
          A                 E                  D        A
Darling, you don't like to kiss me 'cause I'm too damn cool


       A              E               Gbm          D
With tired eyes she stared at me, "Its 3 am", she said
  A              E                   D            A
"Bug, be glad I love you, you're a goober, go to bed"

Chorus:
                         E          Gbm          D
You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt
        A             E               Gbm             D
you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
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you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve
    A                 E                    Gbm            D
a handsome hunk, but now you're stuck with this annoying nerd

Verse 2:
A                                     E
You put up with more than most would mind
                               Gbm
the time it takes to rise and shine
                        D                     A
I'm hittin' snooze at 6:05, 6:15 and 6 more times
                                   E
you don't mind the way I weigh my food
                           Gbm
my morning routine which includes
                       D                                     A
scrambling to find my keys 'cause I can't leave them out in view
                             E
even though you bought that bowl
                        Gbm
put it right beside the door
                         D                               A
and all I have to do is set them there as soon as I get home
                             E
instead I'm flippin' up the couch and -
                          Gbm
oh hey there they are, I found 'em
                         D
have a great day and oh have you seen my wallet?

Chorus:
              A          E          Gbm          D
You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt
        A             E               Gbm             D
you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
              A          E           Gbm          D
you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve
    A             E            Gbm       D
a macho man, but all I am's a silly Introvert


       A                  E              Gbm               D
And I keep you up past midnight, crazy thoughts inside my head
   A             E                   D            A
"Bug, be glad I love you, you're a goober, go to bed"

Solo -x2-: A  E  Gbm  D

Verse 3:
A                            E
She holds to my t-shirt when I take off my sweatshirt
   Gbm                           D
to make sure it stays down, now that's what I call teamwork
A                   E
I keep us on time, she makes all our friends
     Gbm                        D
and makes sure that my fly is zipped up on my pants
     A                         E
if snapchat is to flirt, and tinder to find love
      Gbm                                    D
we're back here snappin' polaroids just to shake things up

Chorus:
              A          E          Gbm          D
You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt
        A             E              Gbm              D
you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
              A          E          Gbm           D
you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve
   A            E                   Gbm               D
a xxxx stud instead of what you've chosen 'cause I'm sure that
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all the girls, the girls, who hear this song and smirk and
      A              E                  Gbm               D
feel pity 'cause I sound like I'm more trouble than I'm worth


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are probably right