D                            G                      D             G
  You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much
D                    G                              D             G
  I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch
D                          G                          D           G
  I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can
D                              G                     D            G
  Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan


Bm                           E                 A          D
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           G             D             Gb                Bm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
D                          A                  Gb
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Bm                   E       G      D  
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Bm             E       G        D
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time


D                              G                        D                  G
  Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course
D                              G                              D                       G
  I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse
D                          G                          D                    G
  I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal
D                             G                                D                     G
  You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel


Bm                           E                 A          D
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           G             D             Gb                Bm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
D                          A                  Gb
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Bm                   E       G      D  
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Bm             E       G        D
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time

  
F                          C
  I should have practiced my scales
F                   C
  I should not be attracted to males
Eb                                 Bb
  But you said I should learn to love myself
Eb                      Ebm         D
  Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein.

 
Interlude -x2-: Dm  G


Bm                           E                 A          D
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           G             D             Gb                Bm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
D                          A                  Gb
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Bm                   E       G      D  
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Bm             E       G        D
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time
 

Bm                           E                 A          D
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           G             D             Gb                Bm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
D                          A                  Gb
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Bm                   E       G      D  
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Bm             E       G        D
  You could be laughing 63% more of the time
Bm             E       G        D
  You could be laughing 25% more of the time