E A E A You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much E A E A I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch E A E A I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can E A E A Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan Dbm Gb B E But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet A E Ab Dbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet E B Ab So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dbm Gb A E And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dbm Gb A E You could be laughing 65% more of the time E A E A Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course E A E A I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse E A E A I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal E A E A You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel Dbm Gb B E But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet A E Ab Dbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet E B Ab So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dbm Gb A E And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dbm Gb A E You could be laughing 65% more of the time G D I should have practiced my scales G D I should not be attracted to males F C But you said I should learn to love myself F Fm E Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. Interlude -x2-: Em A Dbm Gb B E But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet A E Ab Dbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet E B Ab So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dbm Gb A E And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dbm Gb A E You could be laughing 65% more of the time Dbm Gb B E But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet A E Ab Dbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet E B Ab So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Dbm Gb A E And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Dbm Gb A E You could be laughing 63% more of the time Dbm Gb A E You could be laughing 25% more of the time
