C F C F You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much C F C F I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch C F C F I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can C F C F Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan Am D G C But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet F C E Am From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet C G E So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Am D F C And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Am D F C You could be laughing 65% more of the time C F C F Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course C F C F I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse C F C F I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal C F C F You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel Am D G C But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet F C E Am From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet C G E So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Am D F C And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Am D F C You could be laughing 65% more of the time Eb Bb I should have practiced my scales Eb Bb I should not be attracted to males Db Ab But you said I should learn to love myself Db Dbm C Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. Interlude -x2-: Cm F Am D G C But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet F C E Am From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet C G E So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Am D F C And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Am D F C You could be laughing 65% more of the time Am D G C But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet F C E Am From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet C G E So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Am D F C And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Am D F C You could be laughing 63% more of the time Am D F C You could be laughing 25% more of the time
