B E B E You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much B E B E I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch B E B E I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can B E B E Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan Abm Db Gb B But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet E B Eb Abm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet B Gb Eb So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Abm Db E B And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Abm Db E B You could be laughing 65% more of the time B E B E Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course B E B E I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse B E B E I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal B E B E You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel Abm Db Gb B But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet E B Eb Abm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet B Gb Eb So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Abm Db E B And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Abm Db E B You could be laughing 65% more of the time D A I should have practiced my scales D A I should not be attracted to males C G But you said I should learn to love myself C Cm B Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. Interlude -x2-: Bm E Abm Db Gb B But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet E B Eb Abm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet B Gb Eb So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Abm Db E B And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Abm Db E B You could be laughing 65% more of the time Abm Db Gb B But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet E B Eb Abm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet B Gb Eb So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Abm Db E B And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Abm Db E B You could be laughing 63% more of the time Abm Db E B You could be laughing 25% more of the time
