Bb                            Eb                      Bb             Eb
  You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much
Bb                    Eb                              Bb             Eb
  I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch
Bb                          Eb                          Bb           Eb
  I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can
Bb                              Eb                     Bb            Eb
  Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan


Gm                           C                 F          Bb
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           Eb             Bb             D                Gm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
Bb                          F                  D
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Gm                   C       Eb      Bb  
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Gm             C       Eb        Bb
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time


Bb                              Eb                        Bb                  Eb
  Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course
Bb                              Eb                              Bb                       Eb
  I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse
Bb                          Eb                          Bb                    Eb
  I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal
Bb                             Eb                                Bb                     Eb
  You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel


Gm                           C                 F          Bb
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           Eb             Bb             D                Gm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
Bb                          F                  D
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Gm                   C       Eb      Bb  
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Gm             C       Eb        Bb
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time

  
Db                          Ab
  I should have practiced my scales
Db                   Ab
  I should not be attracted to males
B                                 Gb
  But you said I should learn to love myself
B                      Bm         Bb
  Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein.

 
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Gm                           C                 F          Bb
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           Eb             Bb             D                Gm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
Bb                          F                  D
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Gm                   C       Eb      Bb  
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Gm             C       Eb        Bb
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time
 

Gm                           C                 F          Bb
  But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet
           Eb             Bb             D                Gm
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
Bb                          F                  D
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            Gm                   C       Eb      Bb  
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
Gm             C       Eb        Bb
  You could be laughing 63% more of the time
Gm             C       Eb        Bb
  You could be laughing 25% more of the time