A D A D You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much A D A D I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch A D A D I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can A D A D Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan Gbm B E A But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet D A Db Gbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet A E Db So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Gbm B D A And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Gbm B D A You could be laughing 65% more of the time A D A D Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course A D A D I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse A D A D I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal A D A D You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel Gbm B E A But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet D A Db Gbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet A E Db So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Gbm B D A And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Gbm B D A You could be laughing 65% more of the time C G I should have practiced my scales C G I should not be attracted to males Bb F But you said I should learn to love myself Bb Bbm A Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. Interlude -x2-: Am D Gbm B E A But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet D A Db Gbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet A E Db So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Gbm B D A And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Gbm B D A You could be laughing 65% more of the time Gbm B E A But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet D A Db Gbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet A E Db So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Gbm B D A And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Gbm B D A You could be laughing 63% more of the time Gbm B D A You could be laughing 25% more of the time
