Gb B Gb B You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much Gb B Gb B I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch Gb B Gb B I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can Gb B Gb B Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan Ebm Ab Db Gb But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet B Gb Bb Ebm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Gb Db Bb So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Ebm Ab B Gb And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Ebm Ab B Gb You could be laughing 65% more of the time Gb B Gb B Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course Gb B Gb B I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse Gb B Gb B I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal Gb B Gb B You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel Ebm Ab Db Gb But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet B Gb Bb Ebm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Gb Db Bb So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Ebm Ab B Gb And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Ebm Ab B Gb You could be laughing 65% more of the time A E I should have practiced my scales A E I should not be attracted to males G D But you said I should learn to love myself G Gm Gb Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. Interlude -x2-: Gbm B Ebm Ab Db Gb But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet B Gb Bb Ebm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Gb Db Bb So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Ebm Ab B Gb And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Ebm Ab B Gb You could be laughing 65% more of the time Ebm Ab Db Gb But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet B Gb Bb Ebm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Gb Db Bb So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Ebm Ab B Gb And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Ebm Ab B Gb You could be laughing 63% more of the time Ebm Ab B Gb You could be laughing 25% more of the time
