Intro: F F G Another year over Bb Where do they go to C F It’s a mystery G Now it’s December Bb So much to remember Before Christmas eve F G I’m already late Bb And my train is delayed C F “disruption” on the line G I race into work Bb And the place is beserk Yes it’s Christmas time Chorus: F G C I wanna find the greatest gift F C F C I can give my family F But right now C F I don’t have time to breathe F G The streets are chaotic Bb The shops idiotic C F There’s a que for the que?! G a granny’s taking her time Bb At the front of the line “91. 92” F G There’s a party at work Bb And the manager’s twerking C #E Inappropriately G To top off the day Bb Another train is delayed It’s a catastrophy Am Bb Christmas time is here F C “I’d like to spend the time Bb With the ones I love so dear.” Chorus: F C I’m tryn’a find the greatest gift F C F I can give my family Bb G C D I don’t have time, there’s only one of me Bb C Tell me how do people do it all Bb C I’ll never get it done Bb C If only there was a way to be Bb C In two places at once F G If I wasn’t alone Bb What if I had a clone? C F I could do so much more! G It would all be a breeze Bb With a couple more mes I’d have time galore! Chorus: F C I wanna find the greatest gift F C F I can give my family Bb C F The greatest gift that I can give is me G Am Now I can be with the boss C And empty out my inbox D G Simultaneously G C Leaving me time to spend With my family and friends G Am Where I wanna be D I wanna find the greatest gift G D Em I can give my family C D G The greatest gift that I can give is me Repeat -and improvise-: Am D I wanna find the greatest gift G D Em I can give my family C D G The greatest gift that I can give is me
