Verse 1: A E i am hanging in the bathroom D E Gbm at the biggest party of the fall A E i could stay right here or disappear D E A and nobody'd even notice at all A E i'm a creeper in a bathroom D E Gbm cause my buddy kinda left me alone A E but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly D E A or pretend to check a text on my phone Pre-Chorus 1: Dbm Everything felt fine E when i was half of a pair Dbm and through no fault of mine D E there's no other half there Chorus 1: A E Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom D E A Michael in the bathroom at a party D E Forget how long its been A E I'm just Michael in the bathroom D E Gbm Michael in the bathroom at a party D E No, you can't come in D E I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave Gbm B and picking at grout while I softly grieve A E I'm just Michael who you don't know Gbm B Michael flying Solo D E A Michael in the bathroom by himself A E D E A E D E All by himself Verse 2: A E I am hiding, but he's out there D E Gbm Just ignoring all our history A E Memories get erased and I'll get replaced D E A With a newer, cooler version of me Pre-Chorus 2: Dbm And I hear a drunk girl E Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!- Dbm And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think D E Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Chorus 2: A E Now its just Michael in the bathroom D E A Michael in the bathroom at a party D E I half regret the beers A E I'm just Michael in the bathroom D E Gbm Michael in the bathroom at a party D E As I choke back the tears D E I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry Gbm B Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye A E I'm just Michael who you don't know Gbm B Michael flying Solo D E A Michael in the bathroom by himself A E D E A E D E Bridge: A A A A Knock, knock, knock, knock D E They're gonna start to shout soon A A A A Knock, knock, knock, knock D E Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon Bb Bb Bb Bb Knock, knock, knock, knock Eb F It sucks he left me here alone Bb Bb Bb Bb Knock, knock, knock, knock Eb F Here in this teenage battlezone C C C C Clang, clang, clang, clang F G I feel the pressure blowing up C C C C Bang, bang, bang, bang F G My big mistake was showing up Db Db Db Db Splash, splash, splash, splash Gb Ab Gbm I throw some water in my face B And I am in a better place D I go to open up the door E But I can't hear knocking A Anymore A E D E A E D E Pre-Chorus 3: Dbm And I can't help but yearn E For a different time Dbm And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear D E And there's no denying I'm just Chorus 2: A E ...... D E A ........................At a party D E Is there a sadder sight A E {humming} D E Gbm Michael in the bathroom at a party D E This is a heinous night D E I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx Gbm B Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born A E I'm just Michael who's a loner Gbm B So he must be a stoner A E Rides a PT Cruiser Gbm B God he's such a loser A E Michael flying Solo Gbm B Who you think that you know D E A Michael in the bathroom by himself A E D E A E D E All by himself A E D E A E D E All by himself A E Gbm B All you know about me is my name D E Awesome party I'm so glad I came Outro: A A A
