Verse 1:
B                   Gb
i am hanging in the bathroom
       E             Gb      Abm
at the biggest party of the fall
        B                  Gb
i could stay right here or disappear
    E             Gb          B
and nobody'd even notice at all

B                  Gb
i'm a creeper in a bathroom
         E           Gb       Abm
cause my buddy kinda left me alone
        B                          Gb
but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
   E                  Gb          B
or pretend to check a text on my phone

Pre-Chorus 1:
Ebm
Everything felt fine
                     Gb
when i was half of a pair
                Ebm
and through no fault of mine
                      E          Gb
there's no other half there

Chorus 1:
              B             Gb
Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom
E              Gb             B
Michael in the bathroom at a party
            E       Gb
Forget how long its been
         B              Gb
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
E              Gb             Abm
Michael in the bathroom at a party
        E          Gb
No, you can't come in
    E                        Gb
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
    Abm                      Db
and picking at grout while I softly grieve
         B               Gb
I'm just Michael who you don't know
Abm            Db
Michael flying Solo
E              Gb             B
Michael in the bathroom by himself
B    Gb    E    Gb    B    Gb    E    Gb
All by himself

Verse 2:
B                     Gb
I am hiding, but he's out there
        E             Gb     Abm
Just ignoring all our history
         B                    Gb
Memories get erased and I'll get replaced
        E             Gb         B
With a newer, cooler version of me

Pre-Chorus 2:
Ebm
And I hear a drunk girl
                                      Gb
Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!-
       Ebm
And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think
            E                                 Gb
Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore

Chorus 2:
             B             Gb
Now its just Michael in the bathroom
E              Gb             B
Michael in the bathroom at a party
          E       Gb
I half regret the beers
         B              Gb
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
E              Gb             Abm
Michael in the bathroom at a party
            E       Gb
As I choke back the tears
             E                     Gb
I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry
             Abm                           Db
Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye
         B               Gb
I'm just Michael who you don't know
Abm            Db
Michael flying Solo
E              Gb             B
Michael in the bathroom by himself
B    Gb    E    Gb    B    Gb    E    Gb

Bridge:
B      B      B      B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
E             Gb
They're gonna start to shout soon
B      B      B      B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
E                    Gb
Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
C      C      C      C
Knock, knock, knock, knock
F           G
It sucks he left me here alone
C      C      C      C
Knock, knock, knock, knock
F           G
Here in this teenage battlezone
D      D      D      D
Clang, clang, clang, clang
G          A
I feel the pressure blowing up
D     D     D     D
Bang, bang, bang, bang
G          A
My big mistake was showing up
Eb      Eb      Eb      Eb
Splash, splash, splash, splash
Ab           Bb          Abm
I throw some water in my face
                     Db
And I am in a better place
                    E
I go to open up the door
                      Gb
But I can't hear knocking
    B
Anymore
B    Gb    E    Gb    B    Gb    E    Gb

Pre-Chorus 3:
            Ebm
And I can't help but yearn
                Gb
For a different time
            Ebm
And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear
            E          Gb
And there's no denying I'm just

Chorus 2:
             B             Gb
......
E              Gb             B
........................At a party
           E       Gb
Is there a sadder sight
             B             Gb
{humming}
E              Gb             Abm
Michael in the bathroom at a party
          E       Gb
This is a heinous night
         E                              Gb
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx
          Abm                             Db
Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born
         B               Gb
I'm just Michael who's a loner
   Abm          Db
So he must be a stoner
B               Gb
Rides a PT Cruiser
Abm          Db
God he's such a loser
B               Gb
Michael flying Solo
Abm          Db
Who you think that you know
E              Gb             B
Michael in the bathroom by himself
B    Gb    E    Gb    B    Gb    E    Gb
All by himself
B    Gb    E    Gb    B    Gb    E    Gb
All by himself
B             Gb       Abm   Db
All you know about me is my name
E             Gb             
Awesome party I'm so glad I came

Outro: B B B