Verse 1: Db Ab i am hanging in the bathroom Gb Ab Bbm at the biggest party of the fall Db Ab i could stay right here or disappear Gb Ab Db and nobody'd even notice at all Db Ab i'm a creeper in a bathroom Gb Ab Bbm cause my buddy kinda left me alone Db Ab but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly Gb Ab Db or pretend to check a text on my phone Pre-Chorus 1: Fm Everything felt fine Ab when i was half of a pair Fm and through no fault of mine Gb Ab there's no other half there Chorus 1: Db Ab Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom Gb Ab Db Michael in the bathroom at a party Gb Ab Forget how long its been Db Ab I'm just Michael in the bathroom Gb Ab Bbm Michael in the bathroom at a party Gb Ab No, you can't come in Gb Ab I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave Bbm Eb and picking at grout while I softly grieve Db Ab I'm just Michael who you don't know Bbm Eb Michael flying Solo Gb Ab Db Michael in the bathroom by himself Db Ab Gb Ab Db Ab Gb Ab All by himself Verse 2: Db Ab I am hiding, but he's out there Gb Ab Bbm Just ignoring all our history Db Ab Memories get erased and I'll get replaced Gb Ab Db With a newer, cooler version of me Pre-Chorus 2: Fm And I hear a drunk girl Ab Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!- Fm And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think Gb Ab Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Chorus 2: Db Ab Now its just Michael in the bathroom Gb Ab Db Michael in the bathroom at a party Gb Ab I half regret the beers Db Ab I'm just Michael in the bathroom Gb Ab Bbm Michael in the bathroom at a party Gb Ab As I choke back the tears Gb Ab I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry Bbm Eb Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye Db Ab I'm just Michael who you don't know Bbm Eb Michael flying Solo Gb Ab Db Michael in the bathroom by himself Db Ab Gb Ab Db Ab Gb Ab Bridge: Db Db Db Db Knock, knock, knock, knock Gb Ab They're gonna start to shout soon Db Db Db Db Knock, knock, knock, knock Gb Ab Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon D D D D Knock, knock, knock, knock G A It sucks he left me here alone D D D D Knock, knock, knock, knock G A Here in this teenage battlezone E E E E Clang, clang, clang, clang A B I feel the pressure blowing up E E E E Bang, bang, bang, bang A B My big mistake was showing up F F F F Splash, splash, splash, splash Bb C Bbm I throw some water in my face Eb And I am in a better place Gb I go to open up the door Ab But I can't hear knocking Db Anymore Db Ab Gb Ab Db Ab Gb Ab Pre-Chorus 3: Fm And I can't help but yearn Ab For a different time Fm And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear Gb Ab And there's no denying I'm just Chorus 2: Db Ab ...... Gb Ab Db ........................At a party Gb Ab Is there a sadder sight Db Ab {humming} Gb Ab Bbm Michael in the bathroom at a party Gb Ab This is a heinous night Gb Ab I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx Bbm Eb Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born Db Ab I'm just Michael who's a loner Bbm Eb So he must be a stoner Db Ab Rides a PT Cruiser Bbm Eb God he's such a loser Db Ab Michael flying Solo Bbm Eb Who you think that you know Gb Ab Db Michael in the bathroom by himself Db Ab Gb Ab Db Ab Gb Ab All by himself Db Ab Gb Ab Db Ab Gb Ab All by himself Db Ab Bbm Eb All you know about me is my name Gb Ab Awesome party I'm so glad I came Outro: Db Db Db
