Verse 1:
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i am hanging in the bathroom
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at the biggest party of the fall
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i could stay right here or disappear
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and nobody'd even notice at all

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i'm a creeper in a bathroom
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cause my buddy kinda left me alone
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but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
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or pretend to check a text on my phone

Pre-Chorus 1:
Fm
Everything felt fine
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when i was half of a pair
                Fm
and through no fault of mine
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there's no other half there

Chorus 1:
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Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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Forget how long its been
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I'm just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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No, you can't come in
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I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
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and picking at grout while I softly grieve
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I'm just Michael who you don't know
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Michael flying Solo
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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All by himself

Verse 2:
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I am hiding, but he's out there
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Just ignoring all our history
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Memories get erased and I'll get replaced
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With a newer, cooler version of me

Pre-Chorus 2:
Fm
And I hear a drunk girl
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Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!-
       Fm
And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think
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Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore

Chorus 2:
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Now its just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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I half regret the beers
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I'm just Michael in the bathroom
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
            Gb       Ab
As I choke back the tears
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I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry
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Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye
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I'm just Michael who you don't know
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Michael flying Solo
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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Bridge:
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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They're gonna start to shout soon
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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It sucks he left me here alone
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Knock, knock, knock, knock
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Here in this teenage battlezone
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Clang, clang, clang, clang
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I feel the pressure blowing up
E     E     E     E
Bang, bang, bang, bang
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My big mistake was showing up
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Splash, splash, splash, splash
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I throw some water in my face
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And I am in a better place
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I go to open up the door
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But I can't hear knocking
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Anymore
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Pre-Chorus 3:
            Fm
And I can't help but yearn
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For a different time
            Fm
And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear
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And there's no denying I'm just

Chorus 2:
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......
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........................At a party
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Is there a sadder sight
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{humming}
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Michael in the bathroom at a party
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This is a heinous night
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I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx
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Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born
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I'm just Michael who's a loner
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So he must be a stoner
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Rides a PT Cruiser
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God he's such a loser
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Michael flying Solo
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Who you think that you know
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Michael in the bathroom by himself
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All by himself
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All by himself
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All you know about me is my name
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Awesome party I'm so glad I came

Outro: Db Db Db
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