Verse 1: Eb Bb i am hanging in the bathroom Ab Bb Cm at the biggest party of the fall Eb Bb i could stay right here or disappear Ab Bb Eb and nobody'd even notice at all Eb Bb i'm a creeper in a bathroom Ab Bb Cm cause my buddy kinda left me alone Eb Bb but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly Ab Bb Eb or pretend to check a text on my phone Pre-Chorus 1: Gm Everything felt fine Bb when i was half of a pair Gm and through no fault of mine Ab Bb there's no other half there Chorus 1: Eb Bb Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom Ab Bb Eb Michael in the bathroom at a party Ab Bb Forget how long its been Eb Bb I'm just Michael in the bathroom Ab Bb Cm Michael in the bathroom at a party Ab Bb No, you can't come in Ab Bb I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave Cm F and picking at grout while I softly grieve Eb Bb I'm just Michael who you don't know Cm F Michael flying Solo Ab Bb Eb Michael in the bathroom by himself Eb Bb Ab Bb Eb Bb Ab Bb All by himself Verse 2: Eb Bb I am hiding, but he's out there Ab Bb Cm Just ignoring all our history Eb Bb Memories get erased and I'll get replaced Ab Bb Eb With a newer, cooler version of me Pre-Chorus 2: Gm And I hear a drunk girl Bb Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!- Gm And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think Ab Bb Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Chorus 2: Eb Bb Now its just Michael in the bathroom Ab Bb Eb Michael in the bathroom at a party Ab Bb I half regret the beers Eb Bb I'm just Michael in the bathroom Ab Bb Cm Michael in the bathroom at a party Ab Bb As I choke back the tears Ab Bb I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry Cm F Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye Eb Bb I'm just Michael who you don't know Cm F Michael flying Solo Ab Bb Eb Michael in the bathroom by himself Eb Bb Ab Bb Eb Bb Ab Bb Bridge: Eb Eb Eb Eb Knock, knock, knock, knock Ab Bb They're gonna start to shout soon Eb Eb Eb Eb Knock, knock, knock, knock Ab Bb Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon E E E E Knock, knock, knock, knock A B It sucks he left me here alone E E E E Knock, knock, knock, knock A B Here in this teenage battlezone Gb Gb Gb Gb Clang, clang, clang, clang B Db I feel the pressure blowing up Gb Gb Gb Gb Bang, bang, bang, bang B Db My big mistake was showing up G G G G Splash, splash, splash, splash C D Cm I throw some water in my face F And I am in a better place Ab I go to open up the door Bb But I can't hear knocking Eb Anymore Eb Bb Ab Bb Eb Bb Ab Bb Pre-Chorus 3: Gm And I can't help but yearn Bb For a different time Gm And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear Ab Bb And there's no denying I'm just Chorus 2: Eb Bb ...... Ab Bb Eb ........................At a party Ab Bb Is there a sadder sight Eb Bb {humming} Ab Bb Cm Michael in the bathroom at a party Ab Bb This is a heinous night Ab Bb I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx Cm F Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born Eb Bb I'm just Michael who's a loner Cm F So he must be a stoner Eb Bb Rides a PT Cruiser Cm F God he's such a loser Eb Bb Michael flying Solo Cm F Who you think that you know Ab Bb Eb Michael in the bathroom by himself Eb Bb Ab Bb Eb Bb Ab Bb All by himself Eb Bb Ab Bb Eb Bb Ab Bb All by himself Eb Bb Cm F All you know about me is my name Ab Bb Awesome party I'm so glad I came Outro: Eb Eb Eb
