Verse 1: G D i am hanging in the bathroom C D Em at the biggest party of the fall G D i could stay right here or disappear C D G and nobody'd even notice at all G D i'm a creeper in a bathroom C D Em cause my buddy kinda left me alone G D but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly C D G or pretend to check a text on my phone Pre-Chorus 1: Bm Everything felt fine D when i was half of a pair Bm and through no fault of mine C D there's no other half there Chorus 1: G D Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom C D G Michael in the bathroom at a party C D Forget how long its been G D I'm just Michael in the bathroom C D Em Michael in the bathroom at a party C D No, you can't come in C D I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave Em A and picking at grout while I softly grieve G D I'm just Michael who you don't know Em A Michael flying Solo C D G Michael in the bathroom by himself G D C D G D C D All by himself Verse 2: G D I am hiding, but he's out there C D Em Just ignoring all our history G D Memories get erased and I'll get replaced C D G With a newer, cooler version of me Pre-Chorus 2: Bm And I hear a drunk girl D Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!- Bm And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think C D Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Chorus 2: G D Now its just Michael in the bathroom C D G Michael in the bathroom at a party C D I half regret the beers G D I'm just Michael in the bathroom C D Em Michael in the bathroom at a party C D As I choke back the tears C D I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry Em A Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye G D I'm just Michael who you don't know Em A Michael flying Solo C D G Michael in the bathroom by himself G D C D G D C D Bridge: G G G G Knock, knock, knock, knock C D They're gonna start to shout soon G G G G Knock, knock, knock, knock C D Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon Ab Ab Ab Ab Knock, knock, knock, knock Db Eb It sucks he left me here alone Ab Ab Ab Ab Knock, knock, knock, knock Db Eb Here in this teenage battlezone Bb Bb Bb Bb Clang, clang, clang, clang Eb F I feel the pressure blowing up Bb Bb Bb Bb Bang, bang, bang, bang Eb F My big mistake was showing up B B B B Splash, splash, splash, splash E Gb Em I throw some water in my face A And I am in a better place C I go to open up the door D But I can't hear knocking G Anymore G D C D G D C D Pre-Chorus 3: Bm And I can't help but yearn D For a different time Bm And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear C D And there's no denying I'm just Chorus 2: G D ...... C D G ........................At a party C D Is there a sadder sight G D {humming} C D Em Michael in the bathroom at a party C D This is a heinous night C D I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx Em A Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born G D I'm just Michael who's a loner Em A So he must be a stoner G D Rides a PT Cruiser Em A God he's such a loser G D Michael flying Solo Em A Who you think that you know C D G Michael in the bathroom by himself G D C D G D C D All by himself G D C D G D C D All by himself G D Em A All you know about me is my name C D Awesome party I'm so glad I came Outro: G G G
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