Verse 1: F C i am hanging in the bathroom Bb C Dm at the biggest party of the fall F C i could stay right here or disappear Bb C F and nobody'd even notice at all F C i'm a creeper in a bathroom Bb C Dm cause my buddy kinda left me alone F C but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly Bb C F or pretend to check a text on my phone Pre-Chorus 1: Am Everything felt fine C when i was half of a pair Am and through no fault of mine Bb C there's no other half there Chorus 1: F C Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom Bb C F Michael in the bathroom at a party Bb C Forget how long its been F C I'm just Michael in the bathroom Bb C Dm Michael in the bathroom at a party Bb C No, you can't come in Bb C I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave Dm G and picking at grout while I softly grieve F C I'm just Michael who you don't know Dm G Michael flying Solo Bb C F Michael in the bathroom by himself F C Bb C F C Bb C All by himself Verse 2: F C I am hiding, but he's out there Bb C Dm Just ignoring all our history F C Memories get erased and I'll get replaced Bb C F With a newer, cooler version of me Pre-Chorus 2: Am And I hear a drunk girl C Singing along to Whitney through the door -I wanna dance with somebody!- Am And my feelings sink cuz it makes me think Bb C Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Chorus 2: F C Now its just Michael in the bathroom Bb C F Michael in the bathroom at a party Bb C I half regret the beers F C I'm just Michael in the bathroom Bb C Dm Michael in the bathroom at a party Bb C As I choke back the tears Bb C I'll wait as long as I need til my face is dry Dm G Or I'll just blame it on weed or something in my eye F C I'm just Michael who you don't know Dm G Michael flying Solo Bb C F Michael in the bathroom by himself F C Bb C F C Bb C Bridge: F F F F Knock, knock, knock, knock Bb C They're gonna start to shout soon F F F F Knock, knock, knock, knock Bb C Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon Gb Gb Gb Gb Knock, knock, knock, knock B Db It sucks he left me here alone Gb Gb Gb Gb Knock, knock, knock, knock B Db Here in this teenage battlezone Ab Ab Ab Ab Clang, clang, clang, clang Db Eb I feel the pressure blowing up Ab Ab Ab Ab Bang, bang, bang, bang Db Eb My big mistake was showing up A A A A Splash, splash, splash, splash D E Dm I throw some water in my face G And I am in a better place Bb I go to open up the door C But I can't hear knocking F Anymore F C Bb C F C Bb C Pre-Chorus 3: Am And I can't help but yearn C For a different time Am And then I look in the mirror and the present is clear Bb C And there's no denying I'm just Chorus 2: F C ...... Bb C F ........................At a party Bb C Is there a sadder sight F C {humming} Bb C Dm Michael in the bathroom at a party Bb C This is a heinous night Bb C I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable xxxx Dm G Or wish I offed myself instead wish I was never born F C I'm just Michael who's a loner Dm G So he must be a stoner F C Rides a PT Cruiser Dm G God he's such a loser F C Michael flying Solo Dm G Who you think that you know Bb C F Michael in the bathroom by himself F C Bb C F C Bb C All by himself F C Bb C F C Bb C All by himself F C Dm G All you know about me is my name Bb C Awesome party I'm so glad I came Outro: F F F
