B
Thank God I'm pretty 
                             Abm
The occasional free drink I never asked for
                               Dbm
The occasional admission to a seedy little bar
Em                   Gb7
Invitation to a stranger's car
     B
I'm blessed
                                      Abm
With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied
                       
Which only means that when it's dark outside
  Dbm                               Em
I have to run and hide can't look behind me
       Gb7      B
Thank God I'm pretty


               B
Thank God I'm pretty
                                     Abm
Every skill I ever have will be in question
                                      Dbm
Every ill that I must suffer merely brought on by myself
            Em                 Gb7
Though the cops would come for someone else
    B
I'm blessed
                                               Abm
I'm truly privileged to look this good without clothes on
                                                 Dbm
Which only means that when I sing you're jerking off
                            Em
And when I'm gone you won't remember
Gb7                Abm
Thank God I'm pretty
           Dbm      Em     Gb7
Thank you God
      Ab
Oh, lord
          Dbm
Thank you God
E   Gb
Oh, oh 
 

            Dbm             Gb
and when a gaggle of faces appears around me
      B                          Ab
It's lucky I hate to be taken seriously
         Dbm                                Gb7
I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor
       B                              Ab
If I couldn't count on men to slap my ass anymore
          Dbm                          Gb7
I know my destiny's such, that I must stocking and curl
        B                                Ab        
So everybody thinks that I'm a xxxxing suicide girl

Interlude: Dbm  Db  Gb7

          Ab
Thank you God
                                     Fm
For the occasional champagne I never asked for
                               Bbm
The occasional admission to a seedy little bar
     Dbm              Eb
Invitation to a stranger's car


Ab
I'm blessed
                                     Fm
With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied
                                           
Which only means that when it's dark outside
   Bbm                                Dbm
I have to run and hide can't look behind me
Eb              Fm
Thank God I'm pretty


     Bbm
Thank God
Eb      Fm
Thank God
Bbm
Thank you
Db
Thank you
Ab          Db     Dbm      Ab
Thank you Goooooooooooooooooood