Eb
Thank God I'm pretty 
                             Cm
The occasional free drink I never asked for
                               Fm
The occasional admission to a seedy little bar
Abm                   Bb7
Invitation to a stranger's car
     Eb
I'm blessed
                                      Cm
With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied
                       
Which only means that when it's dark outside
  Fm                               Abm
I have to run and hide can't look behind me
       Bb7      Eb
Thank God I'm pretty


               Eb
Thank God I'm pretty
                                     Cm
Every skill I ever have will be in question
                                      Fm
Every ill that I must suffer merely brought on by myself
            Abm                 Bb7
Though the cops would come for someone else
    Eb
I'm blessed
                                               Cm
I'm truly privileged to look this good without clothes on
                                                 Fm
Which only means that when I sing you're jerking off
                            Abm
And when I'm gone you won't remember
Bb7                Cm
Thank God I'm pretty
           Fm      Abm     Bb7
Thank you God
      C
Oh, lord
          Fm
Thank you God
Ab   Bb
Oh, oh 
 

            Fm             Bb
and when a gaggle of faces appears around me
      Eb                          C
It's lucky I hate to be taken seriously
         Fm                                Bb7
I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor
       Eb                              C
If I couldn't count on men to slap my ass anymore
          Fm                          Bb7
I know my destiny's such, that I must stocking and curl
        Eb                                C        
So everybody thinks that I'm a xxxxing suicide girl

Interlude: Fm  F  Bb7

          C
Thank you God
                                     Am
For the occasional champagne I never asked for
                               Dm
The occasional admission to a seedy little bar
     Fm              G
Invitation to a stranger's car


C
I'm blessed
                                     Am
With the ability to render grown men tongue-tied
                                           
Which only means that when it's dark outside
   Dm                                Fm
I have to run and hide can't look behind me
G              Am
Thank God I'm pretty


     Dm
Thank God
G      Am
Thank God
Dm
Thank you
F
Thank you
C          F     Fm      C
Thank you Goooooooooooooooooood