Intro:
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How we feelin' out there tonight? Ha ha ha, Yeeeah, I am not feeling good
 
Verse 1:
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Wake up at 11:30
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Feelin' like a bag of xxxx -Oh no!-
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All my clothes are dirty
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So I'm smelling like a bag of xxxx
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Go to pour my coffee and I miss my cup
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OMG, that is just my luck
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Look in the mirror, say "What's up
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You useless xxxx?"
 
Pre-Chorus:
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Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
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I haven't had a shower in the last nine days -Ah-
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Staring at the ceiling
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And waiting for this feeling to go away but it won't go away
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I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit -Tell us how you're feelin'-
 
Chorus:
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Well, I feel like xxxx -Oh, xxxx-
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Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of xxxx -Oh, xxxx-
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Big 'ol motherxxxxing duffel bag of xxxx -Oh, xxxx-
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All day, all xxxx
 
Bridge:
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I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit
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-Tell us how you're feelin'-
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I'm feeling like xxxx
 
Outro:
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Ladies -Yeah?-, do you feel like xxxx?
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Tell me do you feel like xxxx? -Oh, yеah-
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Fellas -Huh?-, are you feeling like xxxx?
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Tеll me, are you feeling like xxxx? -Oh, yeah-
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Ladies -Yeah?-, do you feel like xxxx?
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Tell me do you feel like xxxx? -Oh, yeah-
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Fellas -Huh?-, are you feeling like xxxx?
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Tell me, are you feelin' like xxxx? -Oh, yeah-