Intro: C C I might forget to wash my cup G7 I might forget to put my wet clothes up Dm G7 E7 Am the flat’s a mess and so are we F G7 G7 C but you and me are as good as we can be C I might have eaten all your cheese G7 that’s okay but can you buy more please Dm G7 E7 Am the flat’s a mess and so are we F G7 G7 C but you and me are as good as we can be C I might have accidentally stretched your top G7 I might have - wait is that the one i just bought? Dm G7 E7 Am the flat’s a mess and so are we F G7 G7 C but you and me are as good as we can be C I borrowed your toothbrush the other day G7 wait what that’s disgusting- why would you- you know how i am with my mouth and- Dm G7 E7 Am the flat’s a mess and so are we F G7 G7 C but you and me are as good as we can be C I put a cactus in your bed G7 -evan stands up and leaves- Dm G7 E7 Am the flat’s a mess and so are we F G7 G7 C but you and me are as good as we can be C G7 Dm G7 E7 Am F G7 C -whistle Interlude- C I might forget to wipe my feet G7 I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonaise and unpaired all your socks and drew on your toys and vandalised your room and put beans in your shoes and ruined your dress. you don't want to know how. Dm G7 E7 Am the flat’s a mess and so are we F G7 G7 C but you and me are as good as we can be
