Intro:
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-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
Verse 1:
Ab                  Eb
  This party's xxxx, wish we could dip
Bbm   Db
  Go anywhere but here
Ab                Eb
  Don't take a hit, don't kiss my lips
Bbm    Db
  And please don't drink more beer
 
Pre-Chorus:
Ab                                Eb
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                 Bbm
'Cause I don't like anyone around
                                 Db
Kinda hope you're following me out
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But this is definitely not my crowd
 
Chorus:
Ab
  19 but you act 25 now
Eb
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Bbm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Db
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Ab
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Eb
  Save me 'till the party is over
Bbm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Db
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
Ab                                                       Eb
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Bbm                                                       Db
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Verse 2:
Ab                     Eb
  Tripped on the road, walking you home
Bbm     Db
  You kissed me at your door
Ab            Eb
  Pulling me close, beg me to stay over
Bbm        Db
  But I'm over this rollercoaster
 
Pre-Chorus:
Ab                                Eb
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                      Bbm
Getting good at saying, "gotta bounce"
                               Db
Honestly you always let me down
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And I know I'm not just hanging out
 
Chorus:
Ab
  19 but you act 25 now
Eb
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Bbm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Db
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Ab
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Eb
  Save me 'till the party is over
Bbm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Db
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
Ab                                                    Eb
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Bbm                                                     Db
  -Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Bridge:
Ab                               Eb
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
 
I wish you were sober
Bbm                              Db
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
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I wish you were sober
 
Chorus:
Ab
  19 but you act 25 now
Eb
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Bbm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Db
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Ab
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Eb
  Save me 'till the party is over
Bbm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Db
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober