Intro:
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-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
Verse 1:
A                  E
  This party's xxxx, wish we could dip
Bm   D
  Go anywhere but here
A                E
  Don't take a hit, don't kiss my lips
Bm    D
  And please don't drink more beer
 
Pre-Chorus:
A                                E
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                 Bm
'Cause I don't like anyone around
                                 D
Kinda hope you're following me out
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But this is definitely not my crowd
 
Chorus:
A
  19 but you act 25 now
E
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Bm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
D
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
A
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
E
  Save me 'till the party is over
Bm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
D
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
A                                                       E
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Bm                                                       D
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Verse 2:
A                     E
  Tripped on the road, walking you home
Bm     D
  You kissed me at your door
A            E
  Pulling me close, beg me to stay over
Bm        D
  But I'm over this rollercoaster
 
Pre-Chorus:
A                                E
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                      Bm
Getting good at saying, "gotta bounce"
                               D
Honestly you always let me down
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And I know I'm not just hanging out
 
Chorus:
A
  19 but you act 25 now
E
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Bm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
D
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
A
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
E
  Save me 'till the party is over
Bm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
D
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
A                                                    E
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Bm                                                     D
  -Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Bridge:
A                               E
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
 
I wish you were sober
Bm                              D
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
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I wish you were sober
 
Chorus:
A
  19 but you act 25 now
E
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Bm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
D
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
A
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
E
  Save me 'till the party is over
Bm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
D
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober