Intro:
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-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
Verse 1:
Bb                  F
  This party's xxxx, wish we could dip
Cm   Eb
  Go anywhere but here
Bb                F
  Don't take a hit, don't kiss my lips
Cm    Eb
  And please don't drink more beer
 
Pre-Chorus:
Bb                                F
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                 Cm
'Cause I don't like anyone around
                                 Eb
Kinda hope you're following me out
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But this is definitely not my crowd
 
Chorus:
Bb
  19 but you act 25 now
F
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Cm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Eb
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Bb
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
F
  Save me 'till the party is over
Cm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Eb
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
Bb                                                       F
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Cm                                                       Eb
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Verse 2:
Bb                     F
  Tripped on the road, walking you home
Cm     Eb
  You kissed me at your door
Bb            F
  Pulling me close, beg me to stay over
Cm        Eb
  But I'm over this rollercoaster
 
Pre-Chorus:
Bb                                F
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                      Cm
Getting good at saying, "gotta bounce"
                               Eb
Honestly you always let me down
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And I know I'm not just hanging out
 
Chorus:
Bb
  19 but you act 25 now
F
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Cm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Eb
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Bb
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
F
  Save me 'till the party is over
Cm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Eb
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
Bb                                                    F
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Cm                                                     Eb
  -Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Bridge:
Bb                               F
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
 
I wish you were sober
Cm                              Eb
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
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I wish you were sober
 
Chorus:
Bb
  19 but you act 25 now
F
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Cm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Eb
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Bb
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
F
  Save me 'till the party is over
Cm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Eb
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober