Intro:
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-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
Verse 1:
Db                  Ab
  This party's xxxx, wish we could dip
Ebm   Gb
  Go anywhere but here
Db                Ab
  Don't take a hit, don't kiss my lips
Ebm    Gb
  And please don't drink more beer
 
Pre-Chorus:
Db                                Ab
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                 Ebm
'Cause I don't like anyone around
                                 Gb
Kinda hope you're following me out
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But this is definitely not my crowd
 
Chorus:
Db
  19 but you act 25 now
Ab
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Ebm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Gb
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Db
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Ab
  Save me 'till the party is over
Ebm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Gb
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
Db                                                       Ab
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Ebm                                                       Gb
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Verse 2:
Db                     Ab
  Tripped on the road, walking you home
Ebm     Gb
  You kissed me at your door
Db            Ab
  Pulling me close, beg me to stay over
Ebm        Gb
  But I'm over this rollercoaster
 
Pre-Chorus:
Db                                Ab
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                      Ebm
Getting good at saying, "gotta bounce"
                               Gb
Honestly you always let me down
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And I know I'm not just hanging out
 
Chorus:
Db
  19 but you act 25 now
Ab
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Ebm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Gb
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Db
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Ab
  Save me 'till the party is over
Ebm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Gb
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
Db                                                    Ab
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Ebm                                                     Gb
  -Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Bridge:
Db                               Ab
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
 
I wish you were sober
Ebm                              Gb
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
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I wish you were sober
 
Chorus:
Db
  19 but you act 25 now
Ab
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Ebm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Gb
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Db
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Ab
  Save me 'till the party is over
Ebm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Gb
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober