Intro:
-nc-
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
Verse 1:
E                  B
  This party's xxxx, wish we could dip
Gbm   A
  Go anywhere but here
E                B
  Don't take a hit, don't kiss my lips
Gbm    A
  And please don't drink more beer
 
Pre-Chorus:
E                                B
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                 Gbm
'Cause I don't like anyone around
                                 A
Kinda hope you're following me out
-nc-
But this is definitely not my crowd
 
Chorus:
E
  19 but you act 25 now
B
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Gbm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
A
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
E
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
B
  Save me 'till the party is over
Gbm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
A
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
E                                                       B
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Gbm                                                       A
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Verse 2:
E                     B
  Tripped on the road, walking you home
Gbm     A
  You kissed me at your door
E            B
  Pulling me close, beg me to stay over
Gbm        A
  But I'm over this rollercoaster
 
Pre-Chorus:
E                                B
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                      Gbm
Getting good at saying, "gotta bounce"
                               A
Honestly you always let me down
-nc-
And I know I'm not just hanging out
 
Chorus:
E
  19 but you act 25 now
B
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Gbm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
A
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
E
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
B
  Save me 'till the party is over
Gbm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
A
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
E                                                    B
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Gbm                                                     A
  -Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Bridge:
E                               B
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
 
I wish you were sober
Gbm                              A
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
-nc-
I wish you were sober
 
Chorus:
E
  19 but you act 25 now
B
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Gbm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
A
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
E
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
B
  Save me 'till the party is over
Gbm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
A
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober