Intro:
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-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
Verse 1:
Eb                  Bb
  This party's xxxx, wish we could dip
Fm   Ab
  Go anywhere but here
Eb                Bb
  Don't take a hit, don't kiss my lips
Fm    Ab
  And please don't drink more beer
 
Pre-Chorus:
Eb                                Bb
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                 Fm
'Cause I don't like anyone around
                                 Ab
Kinda hope you're following me out
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But this is definitely not my crowd
 
Chorus:
Eb
  19 but you act 25 now
Bb
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Fm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Ab
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Eb
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Bb
  Save me 'till the party is over
Fm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Ab
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
Eb                                                       Bb
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Fm                                                       Ab
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Verse 2:
Eb                     Bb
  Tripped on the road, walking you home
Fm     Ab
  You kissed me at your door
Eb            Bb
  Pulling me close, beg me to stay over
Fm        Ab
  But I'm over this rollercoaster
 
Pre-Chorus:
Eb                                Bb
  I'ma crawl outta the window now
                                      Fm
Getting good at saying, "gotta bounce"
                               Ab
Honestly you always let me down
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And I know I'm not just hanging out
 
Chorus:
Eb
  19 but you act 25 now
Bb
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Fm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Ab
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Eb
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Bb
  Save me 'till the party is over
Fm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Ab
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
 
Post Chorus:
Eb                                                    Bb
-Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
Fm                                                     Ab
  -Wish you were so-, wish you were so-, wish you were sober-
 
I wish you were sober
 
Bridge:
Eb                               Bb
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
 
I wish you were sober
Fm                              Ab
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
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I wish you were sober
 
Chorus:
Eb
  19 but you act 25 now
Bb
  Knees weak, but you talk pretty proud, wow
Fm
  Ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed
Ab
  Take me where the music ain't too loud
Eb
  Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
Bb
  Save me 'till the party is over
Fm
  Kiss me in the seat of your Rover
Ab
  Real sweet, but I wish you were sober