Intro: Bb Dm Gm Ebmaj7 Ebm Verse 1: Bb Dm I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater Gm You said it looked better on me than it did you Ebmaj7 Only if you knew, how much I liked you Ebm But I watch your eyes as she Pre Chorus: Bb Walks by Dm Gm What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky Ebmaj7 Ebm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: Bb Why would you ever kiss me? Dm I'm not even half as pretty Gm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Ebmaj7 But you like her better Ebm -Wish I were Heather- Verse 2: Bb Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Dm Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder Gm But how could I hate her? She's such an angel Ebmaj7 Ebm But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Pre-Chorus: Bb Walks by, Dm what a sight for sore eyes Gm Brighter than the blue sky Ebmaj7 Ebm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: Bb Why would you ever kiss me? Dm I'm not even half as pretty Gm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Ebmaj7 But you like her better Ebm -I wish I were Heather- Bridge: Bb Dm -Oh- Wish I were Heather Gm Ebmaj7 Ebm -Oh, oh- Wish I were Heather Chorus: Bb Why would you ever kiss me? Dm I'm not even half as pretty Gm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Ebmaj7 But you like her better Ebm Wish I were
