Intro: B Ebm Abm Emaj7 Em Verse 1: B Ebm I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater Abm You said it looked better on me than it did you Emaj7 Only if you knew, how much I liked you Em But I watch your eyes as she Pre Chorus: B Walks by Ebm Abm What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky Emaj7 Em She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: B Why would you ever kiss me? Ebm I'm not even half as pretty Abm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Emaj7 But you like her better Em -Wish I were Heather- Verse 2: B Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Ebm Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder Abm But how could I hate her? She's such an angel Emaj7 Em But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Pre-Chorus: B Walks by, Ebm what a sight for sore eyes Abm Brighter than the blue sky Emaj7 Em She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: B Why would you ever kiss me? Ebm I'm not even half as pretty Abm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Emaj7 But you like her better Em -I wish I were Heather- Bridge: B Ebm -Oh- Wish I were Heather Abm Emaj7 Em -Oh, oh- Wish I were Heather Chorus: B Why would you ever kiss me? Ebm I'm not even half as pretty Abm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Emaj7 But you like her better Em Wish I were
