Intro: Db Fm Bbm Gbmaj7 Gbm
 
Verse 1:
Db                                    Fm
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
                             Bbm
You said it looked better on me than it did you
                  Gbmaj7
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
    Gbm
But I watch your eyes as she
 
Pre Chorus:
      Db
Walks by
                      Fm                           Bbm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                  Gbmaj7       Gbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
Db
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Fm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Bbm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Gbmaj7
But you like her better
 Gbm
-Wish I were Heather-
 
Verse 2:
Db
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
         Fm
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    Bbm
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Gbmaj7                    Gbm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
 
Pre-Chorus:
      Db
Walks by,
                      Fm
what a sight for sore eyes
                       Bbm
Brighter than the blue sky
                  Gbmaj7       Gbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
Db
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Fm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Bbm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Gbmaj7
But you like her better
 Gbm
-I wish I were Heather-
 
Bridge:
Db               Fm
-Oh-                           Wish I were Heather
     Bbm       Gbmaj7       Gbm
-Oh, oh-                    Wish I were Heather
 
Chorus:
Db
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Fm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Bbm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Gbmaj7
But you like her better
Gbm
Wish I were