Intro: D Gbm Bm Gmaj7 Gm
 
Verse 1:
D                                    Gbm
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
                             Bm
You said it looked better on me than it did you
                  Gmaj7
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
    Gm
But I watch your eyes as she
 
Pre Chorus:
      D
Walks by
                      Gbm                           Bm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                  Gmaj7       Gm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
D
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Gbm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Bm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Gmaj7
But you like her better
 Gm
-Wish I were Heather-
 
Verse 2:
D
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
         Gbm
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    Bm
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Gmaj7                    Gm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
 
Pre-Chorus:
      D
Walks by,
                      Gbm
what a sight for sore eyes
                       Bm
Brighter than the blue sky
                  Gmaj7       Gm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
D
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Gbm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Bm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Gmaj7
But you like her better
 Gm
-I wish I were Heather-
 
Bridge:
D               Gbm
-Oh-                           Wish I were Heather
     Bm       Gmaj7       Gm
-Oh, oh-                    Wish I were Heather
 
Chorus:
D
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Gbm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Bm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Gmaj7
But you like her better
Gm
Wish I were