Intro: C Em Am Fmaj7 Fm Verse 1: C Em I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater Am You said it looked better on me than it did you Fmaj7 Only if you knew, how much I liked you Fm But I watch your eyes as she Pre Chorus: C Walks by Em Am What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky Fmaj7 Fm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm -Wish I were Heather- Verse 2: C Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Em Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder Am But how could I hate her? She's such an angel Fmaj7 Fm But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Pre-Chorus: C Walks by, Em what a sight for sore eyes Am Brighter than the blue sky Fmaj7 Fm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm -I wish I were Heather- Bridge: C Em -Oh- Wish I were Heather Am Fmaj7 Fm -Oh, oh- Wish I were Heather Chorus: C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm Wish I were
