Intro: A Dbm Gbm Dmaj7 Dm
 
Verse 1:
A                                    Dbm
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
                             Gbm
You said it looked better on me than it did you
                  Dmaj7
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
    Dm
But I watch your eyes as she
 
Pre Chorus:
      A
Walks by
                      Dbm                           Gbm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                  Dmaj7       Dm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
A
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Dbm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Gbm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Dmaj7
But you like her better
 Dm
-Wish I were Heather-
 
Verse 2:
A
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
         Dbm
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    Gbm
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Dmaj7                    Dm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
 
Pre-Chorus:
      A
Walks by,
                      Dbm
what a sight for sore eyes
                       Gbm
Brighter than the blue sky
                  Dmaj7       Dm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
A
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Dbm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Gbm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Dmaj7
But you like her better
 Dm
-I wish I were Heather-
 
Bridge:
A               Dbm
-Oh-                           Wish I were Heather
     Gbm       Dmaj7       Dm
-Oh, oh-                    Wish I were Heather
 
Chorus:
A
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Dbm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Gbm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Dmaj7
But you like her better
Dm
Wish I were