Intro: G Bm Em Cmaj7 Cm Verse 1: G Bm I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater Em You said it looked better on me than it did you Cmaj7 Only if you knew, how much I liked you Cm But I watch your eyes as she Pre Chorus: G Walks by Bm Em What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky Cmaj7 Cm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: G Why would you ever kiss me? Bm I'm not even half as pretty Em You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Cmaj7 But you like her better Cm -Wish I were Heather- Verse 2: G Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Bm Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder Em But how could I hate her? She's such an angel Cmaj7 Cm But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Pre-Chorus: G Walks by, Bm what a sight for sore eyes Em Brighter than the blue sky Cmaj7 Cm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: G Why would you ever kiss me? Bm I'm not even half as pretty Em You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Cmaj7 But you like her better Cm -I wish I were Heather- Bridge: G Bm -Oh- Wish I were Heather Em Cmaj7 Cm -Oh, oh- Wish I were Heather Chorus: G Why would you ever kiss me? Bm I'm not even half as pretty Em You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Cmaj7 But you like her better Cm Wish I were
