Intro: Gb Bbm Ebm Bmaj7 Bm Verse 1: Gb Bbm I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater Ebm You said it looked better on me than it did you Bmaj7 Only if you knew, how much I liked you Bm But I watch your eyes as she Pre Chorus: Gb Walks by Bbm Ebm What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky Bmaj7 Bm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: Gb Why would you ever kiss me? Bbm I'm not even half as pretty Ebm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Bmaj7 But you like her better Bm -Wish I were Heather- Verse 2: Gb Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Bbm Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder Ebm But how could I hate her? She's such an angel Bmaj7 Bm But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Pre-Chorus: Gb Walks by, Bbm what a sight for sore eyes Ebm Brighter than the blue sky Bmaj7 Bm She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: Gb Why would you ever kiss me? Bbm I'm not even half as pretty Ebm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Bmaj7 But you like her better Bm -I wish I were Heather- Bridge: Gb Bbm -Oh- Wish I were Heather Ebm Bmaj7 Bm -Oh, oh- Wish I were Heather Chorus: Gb Why would you ever kiss me? Bbm I'm not even half as pretty Ebm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Bmaj7 But you like her better Bm Wish I were
