Verse 1:
A                   B
Mama's got a new man
    E                 Dbm
And daddy's got a new mansion to keep
   A                      B
He never really calls back
       E                 Dbm
'Cause he's got too many finances to reap
 
Pre-Chorus:
A                      B
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         E
When you get what you need
      Dbm
Baby, life is a breeze
A                    B
Money, money, get me money, money
         E             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
A                        B
 All these kids have got affluenza
E                     Dbm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
A               B                E            Dbm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
A                       B
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
E              Dbm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
A                     B
 Give me none of your affluenza
E           Dbm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Verse 2:
A                        B
Every day's your birthday
 E                              Dbm
You threw a party but you kinda hate all your friends
          A                B
So you're cryin' in a driveway
        E                         Dbm
Killin' time, gettin' high, can't wait 'til it ends
 
Pre-Chorus:
A                      B
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         E
When you get what you need
      Dbm
Baby, life is a breeze
A                    B
Money, money, get me money, money
         E             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
A                        B
 All these kids have got affluenza
E                     Dbm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
A               B                E            Dbm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
A                       B
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
E              Dbm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
A                     B
 Give me none of your affluenza
E           Dbm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Bridge:
A           B
Fat stacks, cold cash
E                    Dbm          B
You've always had it real lavish, first-class
A           B
Trust fund, gold tongue
E           Dbm                  B
80 grand in both your hands, but no love
 
Chorus:
A                        B
 All these kids have got affluenza
E                     Dbm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
A               B                E            Dbm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
A                       B
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
E              Dbm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
A                     B
 Give me none of your affluenza
E           Dbm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Outro:
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