Verse 1:
Bb                   C
Mama's got a new man
    F                 Dm
And daddy's got a new mansion to keep
   Bb                      C
He never really calls back
       F                 Dm
'Cause he's got too many finances to reap
 
Pre-Chorus:
Bb                      C
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         F
When you get what you need
      Dm
Baby, life is a breeze
Bb                    C
Money, money, get me money, money
         F             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
Bb                        C
 All these kids have got affluenza
F                     Dm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Bb               C                F            Dm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Bb                       C
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
F              Dm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Bb                     C
 Give me none of your affluenza
F           Dm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Verse 2:
Bb                        C
Every day's your birthday
 F                              Dm
You threw a party but you kinda hate all your friends
          Bb                C
So you're cryin' in a driveway
        F                         Dm
Killin' time, gettin' high, can't wait 'til it ends
 
Pre-Chorus:
Bb                      C
Money, money, ain't it funny, honey
         F
When you get what you need
      Dm
Baby, life is a breeze
Bb                    C
Money, money, get me money, money
         F             -nc-
'Til I'm bloody, bloody
 
Chorus:
Bb                        C
 All these kids have got affluenza
F                     Dm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Bb               C                F            Dm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Bb                       C
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
F              Dm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Bb                     C
 Give me none of your affluenza
F           Dm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Bridge:
Bb           C
Fat stacks, cold cash
F                    Dm          C
You've always had it real lavish, first-class
Bb           C
Trust fund, gold tongue
F           Dm                  C
80 grand in both your hands, but no love
 
Chorus:
Bb                        C
 All these kids have got affluenza
F                     Dm
 Going wreckin' their daddy's Benz, ah
Bb               C                F            Dm
 Crystal liquor cups and designer drugs, oh, oh
Bb                       C
 They say, "Money can't buy you no love"
F              Dm
 But a diamond cheers you right up
Bb                     C
 Give me none of your affluenza
F           Dm
 Affluenza, affluenza
 
Outro:
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